one day a young boy was sitting on a street corner with a bottle of turpentine. the boy would shake the bottle and watch the bubbles and at that time a priest walked by. the priest said, "son what are you doing?" the boy replied, "mr. preacher, this is the strongest liquid in the world, they call this turpentine." the preist then said, "oh no son, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water. if you take a couple of drops of holy water and rub it on a pregnant woman's stomach, she will pass a baby boy." the boy then replied, "shit that ain't nothing, if you take a couple of drops of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass he will pass a motorcycle.