One day a little boy was sitting on santas lap. Santa puts his finger on the boy nose and says,"I bet you're name is (spells out) J I M M Y." Jimmys eyes lit up in excitement. Santa puts his finger on Jimmys nose and says,"I bet you want a B I K E." Again Jimmy was surprised,then gets a wierd look on his face and says,"Santa, I bet you like G I R L S."Santa says "Yes,how do you know?"Jimmy says,"Cuz you're finger smells like P U S S Y."