There was this guy on an airplane and he needed to go to the bathroom really bad and the mens bathroom was really full, so he asks the flight attendant "can i use the womans restroom" she says " sure just don't press any buttons". So he goes in and he finds a button with an "F" on it so he presses it and it stood for "fan" so it starts fanning him, he see's another button with a "ATR" so he presses and the next thing he relizes is that he is in the hospital, and he asks the nurse "mam why am i here" she reply's "did you press any buttons on the air plane " "yes" "well the ATR stands for Autamatic Tampon Remover, and your penis is laying under the piiow".