One night Satan appears to an trial attorney working late in his office. "I'm Satan," says the devil, "and I'm here to give you everything you want." "You'll be the most famous lawyer of all time, you'll win every case you represent, you'll have all the money you'd ever want, fabulous houses, cars, beautiful women!" "In return," he says, "I want your soul, your mother and father's souls, the soul of your wife and children and from all of your best friends!" "I don't get it," says the lawyer. "What's the catch?"