how do you catch an elephant? dig a hole, put in some ashes,and put peas around the outside of the hole. wait for the elephant come up and take a pea, then kick him in the ashhole.
you know, that really makes since! because i try to catch elephants all the time and the first thing i think of is " hey! why dont i take a pee, and use my 15' long legs to kick him in the ass!" trust me it works every time....it just sucks when you cant pee right away!
