Q) What does an elephant use for a tampon? A) A sheep! Q) Why did the elephant paint his toe nails pink? A) So you could'nt see him in the strawberry patch! Q) How can you tell if the elepant was in the strawberry patch? A) No strawberrys! Q) How do you know if the elephant trampled on the natives in the strawberry patch? A) Brown stuff between his toes! Q) What do elephants use for vibrators? A) Epileptic Pygmies! Q) Why do elephants lie upside down in the jungle? A) To trip low flying birds!