This is a great description of a true democrate and all they stand for.

Yes, soo true, go BUSH!

True!!!! I'll agree with Zulu's comment: This is a true democrate and all they stand for.

i love this joke- it's probably true too.

I don't see why democrats are so pissed off. They look happy in their granola lifestyle with their unnecessary body hair (eek) and dreadlocks. I wish I was a democrat sometimes so I could sit on my lazy ass and feel sorry for myself for being poor and unsuccessful and wish Kerry won the election so the successful people who actually worked for their money could lose it in taxes which go to the people who work at McDonalds for $3 a day...hmm....

i like that joke! and i also agree with KTO...

i heared that monica voted for dubya in the last election. she said democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it really gets screwed. Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

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