a recruiter walks up to a pile of mash potatoes and says, "Would you like to join the NAVY?".................................""No! " The pile of mash potatoes says, "I don't like GRAVY!!!" ((drumroll please!))
You are so ugly that when u momma gave birth 2 u, da docter slapped u momma and tried 2 put u back but u momma said "it took 9 months 2 get this ugly arse out im not letting him back in without a fight
messages from people in school:-
griff - your all ugly
kier - DEATH TO YOU ALL likes bollocks on a stick with cheeese.
alex - plodiplop
me - arsenal rule