An american bear and a Canadian bear meet every year at the border. The american bear is always big and strong and the canadian bear is scronny and weak. The canadian bear asked the american bear how he gets so big and strong and the american bear tells him when he sees a human coming he hides behind a tree and when the person passes he grabs them , squeezes the shit out of them and them eats them. The canadian bear agrees to try it for the upcoming year and they part ways to meet one year later. The next year comes and they meet again. The american bear is still big and strong but the canadian bear is even smaller than before. The american bear said what happened, The canadian bear said I did what you said ,when I saw a person coming I hid behind a tree and when they passed I grabbed them squeezed the shit out of them and ate them. The american bear said they why are you so skinny ,and the canadian bear said have you ever seen whats left of a frenchman after you squeeze the shit out of him.