A 4 ball is waiting to tee off at their club when one of them spots a guy walking up to the tee. We better let him play first says one of them he's an excellent golfer - plays off 2. Okay they say and they invite the guy to play off before them. Thanking them he hits driver 320 yards down the first fairway. The 4 ball watch him play his second which is 20 yards short of the green. He then hits a wedge to 2 feet, putts 8 feet past and then sinks the return putt. The guys following behind the expert golfer see him do this at several holes. They catch up with him at a tee where he's waiting to play and one of the fourball goes over to him and asks, you play some brilliant shots but some of the others are really crap are you really a 2 handicap? Oh yes replies the expert golfer, but I'm practising for the mixed doubles tomorrow.