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Nickname: kevin
Date: 4/03/09 20:07

Democrat's Brains

A man is wandering around on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals. He passes by a butcher shop that specializes in human brains. The sign outside read: 'ARTIST BRAINS: $100 AN OUNCE; SCIENTIST BRAINS: $250 AN OUNCE; PHILOSOPHER BRAINS: $300 AN OUNCE; DEMOCRAT BRAINS $1,000 AN OUNCE. The man looked at the sign at said to the clerk: "man, those democrat brains must be popular." "Popular? Are you kidding?" Replied the clerk. "Do you know how many democrats you have to kill to get an ounce of brains?!"

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Nickname: hung low Date: 4/04/09 12:59
Any joke with a democrat as the butt is hilarious to me!!! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: bsnbbgjgfufh Date: 4/04/09 13:24
good joke like it ADD COMMENT
Nickname: JIMED SAGGINS Date: 4/04/09 13:35
This is so very true!!!!!!!! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: harvey Date: 4/04/09 13:37
Man democrats must be stupid and all u know cause there not smart enough to read a book during 9/11 or send a buttload of soldiers down in iraq to die.....man to bad democrats cant be that smart ADD COMMENT
Nickname: poetry corner Date: 4/04/09 13:40
"Man democrats must be stupid and all u know cause there not smart enough to read a book during 9/11 or send a buttload of soldiers down in iraq to die.....man to bad democrats cant be that smart" Speaking of reading books, perhaps you should try it. You may actually pick up how to spell and punctuate a sentence.! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: bALONY Date: 4/04/09 13:43
Ozzy, suck my #### ADD COMMENT

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