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Nickname: Boomer
Date: 4/03/09 20:11

no work today

I called my boss to tell him I was sick and wasn,t coming in to work.He asked what was wrong.Told him I had anal-glaucoma.That sounds serious what is that. Well i just can,t see my ass coming to work today.

Nickname: trinity Date: 4/04/09 13:43
I've got to us this one. LOL ADD COMMENT
Nickname: rossi Date: 4/04/09 13:49
THAT WAS GOOD !!! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: adain Date: 4/04/09 14:37
I got this but it wasnt that funny. Nice Try ADD COMMENT
Nickname: Another sexy redhead Date: 4/04/09 14:43
Don't listen to Sagar. This is a good joke! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: Daffy Duck Date: 4/04/09 16:04
I agree sagar .. lame... => ADD COMMENT
Nickname: nolan Date: 4/04/09 16:26
I went duck hunting yesterday. Daffy is dead. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: PRETTY NIGGA Date: 4/04/09 18:50
HAHA anal-glaucoma! HAHA That's so funny! Pull my finger!! hahahaha ADD COMMENT
Nickname: hhhhh Date: 4/04/09 23:34
good job, Nolan! ADD COMMENT

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