Sorry, only Brits will get this: Chinese guy walks into record shop in the UK and asks for latest Cliff Richard record that he has heard on the radio. What is it called ask the assistant " Tits and Fanny " says the chinease guy ( remember to say it in a Chinese accent ) Dont think so mate - Cliff has never released a record with that title - he is a good Christian. Maybe you could sing it, and I'll see if I know it The Chinese guy then belts out ( wait for it ) " Tits and fanny, that we don't talk anymore....Tits and fanny......"