Jeter weht to heaven, and God showed him his new home. It was a big house with pinstripes and a Yankee logo on the door. Jeter then looks across the street and sees a HUGE, GIGANTIC mansion with red and blue, and a giant Red Sox logo on the door. Jeter turns to god and says:
" I dont mean to be rude, but why does Pedro have a bigger house than me?"
And God turned to him and says:
"That ain't Pedro's house, that's mine."
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