A man is walking along the beach when God comes down & offers him one wish. The man thinks for a moment and says, "I would love for you to build a bridge from Califonia to Hawaii so whenever I want to visit, I can drive on over." God responds by telling the man, "Do you know how many of the worlds resources I would have to use to build a bridge of that magnitude? All the steel and concrete..... it is next to impossible, even for me. Do you have another wish?" The man thinks for a moment and says, "you know, I really would like to be able to understand my wife more. Her emotions, her feelings, what she is thinking...." God looks puzzled then asks the man, "So, you want that bridge to be four lanes or six?"
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