there was these alabama fans on one side of the river and these aubrun fans on the other they started going at it yellin back and forth and this boy from alabama said i will whip your ass so this auburn boy said ok whats your name ond how do i get over there so the alabama fan says my name is clarance and you got to go down and cross a bridge so the aurbrn guy said ok so he went down to the bridge but came back and all the aurbrn fans said did you beat his ass and he said HELL NO I WENT TO CROSS THE BRIDGE AND IT SAID CLEARENCE 8" FOOT 6'