There was this boy with a red wagon, he was pulling it up a large hill and at the top of the hill was a church. Well in the middle of the hill there was a huge mud puddle and his wagon was stuck. So this little kid was swearing his ass of, saying fuck this stupid peice of shit wagon, and he carried on cursing. All of the sudden a nun approached him and said, "Little boy, little boy you sholdn't swear that. God is always with you, you know." Then the boy said, "You mean God is with me when I wake up in the morning?" The nun replied, "Yes", "and god is with me when I eat breakfast?" "Yes" replied the nun. "Is God in my little red wagon right now?" asked the boy. "Yes" replied the nun. "Well tell him to get the FUCK OUT AND PUSH"