Long ago when the earth was young the great creator had just releived himself but couldn't find any toliet paper. In haste he took his great hand (Michigan) and cleaned himself. Looking in horror and disgust at what he had done he quickly wiped his great hand on the land to the south and rinsed it in a nearby lake. Happy to have his great hand back the creator called this land to the south Ohio and the water he called Lake Erie. This is how ohio has become known to all michiganders as "the great shit stain to the south."