there was a frog sitting on a lilly pad one day and an eagle flying above. the eagle thought to hisself that he was gonna swoop down and eat the frog.the eagle swooped down and ate the frog, about 10 mins later the frog opened up the eagles ass and said "mr.eagle how high up are we"?the eagle replyed "um, about 500 feet". the frog closed his ass and sat back down. ten more minutes went by when the frog opened up the eagles ass and said "mr.eagle how high up are we"? the eagle replied "um,about 1500 feet".again the frog closed his ass and sat back down. this time the frog waited about 20 minutes before he asked the eagle again "mr.eagle how high up are we now"? the eagle said "about 5000 feet". the frog looked around and he said "mr.eagle, you wouldn't shit me now would ya"?