The teacher calls his lawyers office and asks for him the gal at the desk says "Im sorry sir your lawyer died yesterday." so he hangs up. the next day he calls again and asks for his lawyer the gal at the desk tells him "sir I told you yester day he died 2 days ago." so he hangs up the next day he calls again and she picks up and says "sir I told you 2 times he died 3 days ago now why do you keep calling? he says because I just like hearing it.