this german man is serching for a job and finds a help wanted a a construction sight he walks up to the boss and says can i have the job here and the boss didnt like the way the german man looked so he said only if u can make the number nine without saying it he said easy give me pen give me paper he drew three trees and the boss said whats that he said tree+tree+tree=9 then the boss said make the number nine with out saying it he made a smug on each tree the boss said ok what the hell is that he said dirty tree+dirty tree+dirty tree=99 then the boss said make the number 100 he made a cirle under each tree the boss said now what german guys says dog walks by takes a crap = dirty tree and 1 turd +dirty tree and one turd + dirty tree and 1 turd = 100 the boss sighed and said you have the jod the german said well im so good with math i quit im going to be an accountent.