An Elephant and Monkey are walking through the jungle when the Elephant falls in a big hole. the Elephant yells up to the Monkey GET ME OUT OF HERE the monkey thinks about it and say's hold on I will run home and get my Corvett and pull you out. So the next day they are walking through the jungle and the Monkey falls in the hole. the monkey yells up to the Elephant GET ME OUT OF HERE the Elephant repllies well here I will put my shlong in the hole and you shimmy up and we will be on our way . so the Monkey and Elephant were walking through the jungle and the monkey say's what the hell is the moral of this story ? The Elephant say's if ya got a big shlong you dont need a fancy car