A pitcher was in the bottom of the ninth with two outs and a man on second. The count was 0-2. The catcher signaled for a fastball, but the pitcher waved it off. He called for a curveball with the same result, and the same went for the change-up. Only one pitch left... the Splitter. This was the pitcher's most dangerous pitch. The catcher settled in chuckling to himself. The pitcher got set began his stretch, but just before he released the ball his pants ripped and he fell down and broke his leg never to play again. "Haha," the batter laughed. "You ripped your pants!" All the pitcher could do was cry.