two guys go into the woods one day to go hunting for deer, the one guy says to the other "now make sure you only shoot if you see a deer" guy says yeah ok , so they both go to their own deer stands. about an hour later, his buddy hears a gun shot , so he jumps out of the deer stand and runs over to where his buddy is and looks around confused , looking for a deer and sees none , he starts yelling at his buddy and says "i thought i told you to only shoot if you see a deer,"!!! his buddy says "look i didn't shoot when that skunk was circling the tree, and i didn't shoot when that snake crawled all over my feet, but when those two squirrels ran up my pant leg and asked if they could have one for now and one for later i shot that son of a bitch!!!!!"