There was a blonde in the countryside in scotland remember the way they talk!,and she had no cash, so she decide to go lookin 4 jobs.. she found ahouse and knocked on the door.. A man answered "Yes" he asked "i was wondering whether you had any jobs for me as i have no money?" "actually i have, have u painted before? "yes" she replied" "well could you paint my porch" "yes i could do that" off she goes, 2o mins later she comes bak "i have done it .. there was some paint left over so i decide 2 give it two coats..?" "exellent" said the man "so do i get paid?" she askes "yes heres £20" "aww brilliant, by the way.. "wats that" he asks curiously "Its not a porche its a ferrari!" ** runs