A man who drives a semi back and forth to mexico and indiana is driving to mexico. When he arrives he decides to go to a bar when he comes out he wonders what time it is. So he sees a mexican with a donkey at the end of the parking lot "Hey senor what time is it"the man asks So the mexican grabs the donkeys balls lifts them up and says "Um bout 2:30" The man wonders how he did it so he decides to ask him again "Hey senor what time is it" And again he grabs the donkeys balls lifts them and replies "Um bout 2:45" The man decides to ask him how he did it "Hey senor how do you know what time it is by grabin a donkeys balls"? The mexican motions the man over the man walks over the mexican lifts up the donkeys balls and says "Um you see dat clock over der"