Bowels wasnt happy that his land was gonna be taken away from him from the neighboring town, so he decided to go talk to what he mayor. he waled into town and what he thought was the mayor's office, but it was in reality the doctors office. Bowels could speak very poor english but he stood there with his arms crossed and said "Bowels No Move!" the doctor handed him a pill and told him 2 take it and come back tomarrow.
Bowels came back the next day and said "Bowels still no move!" the doctor gave him a few more pills and told him 2 take them and come back in a few days.
wen Bowels returned he said "Bowels still no move!" the guy gave him some sort of liquid and told him 2 drink this and come back in a week.
wen Bowels returned he said "Bowels gotta move; tp fulla crap"
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