That's not true! They have 1 forward speed in case the Germans come from behind! :)

Sacre bleu Usa AND Uk SAD

yep- dont forget they can only fire french fries!

what the hell i dont get you.

It is people like you guys that make me mourn for what was once a great nation. It is people like you guys who are making the world look down on us. First of all, France has the third most powerful military in the world with thousands of tract armor vehicles, while they are smart enough to know when to use it. Second of all, French Fries are not french. Look it up, dumbass. Third of all, the French Navy drove off the English Navy in the revolutionary war, thus saving your pompous assess. I think you should stop criticizing foreign governments and take a good long look at our own.

Seriously, I just found this site and all i've seen under any of the jokes is the french people being defense becuase of the joke and all this bickering about who saved who's ass. Let's face it, this is a joke site, these are all jokes, most of these people aren't even smart enough to make up there own joke about another country. Besides all of that, is this site in frnech? no. It's in english, if u don't like whats going on here, go to a french or something, go tell ur jokes about the States there. U both make ur countries look bad, fighting over jokes. I'm glad to be Canadian now...