u know how it is said that ford comes first, they maybe first on the starting line but there always last to leave
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ford The F is for the fucking you get when you buy it. The O is for the ordeal you go through when you own it. The R is for the ridicule you get when you drive it. The D is for damded if you'll ever buy another one. I own one and it is great but I thoughtthis is funny!!!
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Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
Found
On
Roadside
Dead
Driver
Returns
On
Foot
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Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Fords are like tampons, every pussy needs one
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Thats the funniest Ive seen for a while here BUT Fordarewanabes, I see You are so backwards. FORD Best selling trucks 17 years in a row now. Taurus best selling american car for years WHY???? well Americans are not stupid they can tell a better product, well MOST Americans. Ohh and tampons well, NOW who wants what. I REST MY CASE
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Fords and imports serve the same purpose: they are both inherantly slow, have small engines, and are best suited for delivering pizza. Come on, 4.6 litre? Please dont make an ass out of yourself when you line up against an LT or LS engine. Lightweight!
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