One day a man by the name of John was sitting in his prison cell with his cellmate bubba. One day john had not a thing to do and was trying to decide what he should do. Then bubba asked him, "do you wanna play some preson football?" John was confused he asked, "prison football? whats that? how do you play?" Bubba told him "To win prison football you must play with yourself, and whosever semen hits the ceiling first gets 6 points, and to score an extra point, all you need to do is sit over in the corner and fart." So john took the challenge, they started playin with themselves, and SPLAT! Johns semen had hit the ceiling first, he was fairly excited. So bubba congradulated him. Then john went over to the corner and sat down and tried to fart, he tried and he tried all of a sudden, bubba came up behind him... John asked "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Bubba replied with, "Just trying to block the extra point."