A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Flames fan. She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Flames fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Flames fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Wayne the teacher looks at Wayne and says, "Wayne, you're not a Flames fan?" He says, "Nope, I'm a Oiler fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Oiler fan and not a Flames fan?" Wayne says, "Well, my mom is a Oiler fan, and my dad is a Oiler fan, so I'm a Oiler fan." The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!" Wayne says, "Then I'd be a Flames fan!"