mr. mortin is a salesman in training is trying his first time he is on t.v. so he says " im going to wing it" so he does. his new tape is directed to overweight people. so he says " hi, im mr.mortin and im selling this tape (as he holds it up) now... i know its not a video tape, its not a cassette tape, its duct tape put it over your mouths and stop eating you fat asses!" mr.mortin now has no job.