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Nickname: dumbass
Date: 4/03/09 20:37

Butt Crack

Why is the crack of yer butt vertical and not horizontal? Cuz if it were horizontal and you went down a slide your cheeks would go, "ba-blump ba-blump ba-blump". (Run finger up and down over lips flipping them while making sound)...my favorite joke since childhood and im now 50.

Nickname: wake the fuck up Date: 4/04/09 23:21
a fine joke, however it would be better left in joke form. don't explain the punchline especially when it's so clear already, let the reader do the math ADD COMMENT
Nickname: Piealamode Date: 4/04/09 23:51
I thought it sucked. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: !@#$%^ Date: 4/04/09 23:57
I don't get it. ADD COMMENT

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