There was a man stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean for 20 years. He was looking out to sea when a beautiful women came up out of the water in a wet suit. The man was shocked. The women asked the man "how long has it been since u have had a drink?" The man replied twenty years. The women then took a beer out of her wet suit. The women then asked the man "how long has it been since u have had a smoke?" The man replied twenty years. The women then took out a packet of smokes. Then the women began to unzip he wet suit when she asked "how long has it been since u had some real fun?" The man replied with "WOW dont tell me u have golf clubs in there too!?!?"