I woman finds a lamp in her beachfront hous's front yard and she rubs it and out comes a gini. The gini says she can have three wishes, but whatever she wishes for her husband will get that same wish but ten times more, "better". For her first wish she said: "I wish I was the richest person alive" but her husband is ten times richer than her, and she is unhappy because of this. Her socond wish is: "I wish I was the most beautiful person in the universe!" But her husband is ten times more beautiful. So she thinks for a moment and says: "I wish I had a mild heart attack."