one day a kid was siting on his new bike next to a stop sign and a cop came up along side him on a horse the cop casualy looked at the boys bike and said "hey thats a nice bike you got there , did you get that from santa for christmas ?" and the boy replied "yes i did!" the cop looked at the bike and realized it had no reflectors so the cop said " i notice you dont have any reflectors on that bike , maybe this year you can ask santa for some new reflectors!" the boy then replied "gee mister thats a real nice horse you got there , did santa get you that for christmas?" playing along the cop said "yes he did!" the boy then said " well mayb next year you can ask santa to put the prick on the bottom instead of the top"
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