It was April 1st, and this blahla lookin guy was sticking his head in the fridge looking for something to eat. He said, "Eh brah, I so hungry I could eat one whole fricken horse!" A few seconds lapsed and then his wife storms out and slams him over the head with a frying pan knocking him unconscious. "You not eating any of this punani!" Then she goes to the bar and the bartender says, "so, why the long face?"