> A 90-year-old ma n was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the o ld man asked. The doctor thought for a moment, then said, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. > BAM! The lion drop s dead in front of him." > > "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion. " > > "Exactly"... Said the Doc