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Nickname: USMC
Date: 4/03/09 20:39
  
SEAL in dress blues

What 5 words get said to a Navy SEAL in dress blues? "Will the defendant please rise?"


Nickname: fclkgdslk
Date: 4/04/09 20:46
  
This joke is pretty funny and would like people to send in more jokes like this.

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Nickname: MarkO
Date: 4/04/09 21:01
  
I LOVE TO SMELL MAN ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING

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Nickname: lil rod
Date: 4/04/09 21:48
  
It figures that a Marine would submit a joke like this. Im a retired SEAL and I never met a Marine that was too bright.

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Nickname: poosey ride anyone?
Date: 4/04/09 23:38
  
Never met any yank soldier. Special forces or green army that could knock two brain cells together. so don't know what other is on about...

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Nickname: sue ehside
Date: 4/05/09 0:00
  
love you marines!!!!! funny, sexy, strong, you guys know how to turn someone on!!!!!

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Nickname: fantasiafeline
Date: 4/05/09 0:30
  
Never met anyone in the Corps of Royal Engineers who could find his ass in the dark with both hands, either.

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