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Nickname: Mark Smith
Date: 4/03/09 20:40

Earnhardt Jr. Joke

Once a kid's parents got divorced and during the hearing the judge ask the kid if he wanted to go live with his daddy and the kid said no because my daddy might beat me. So the judge ask what about your mother? and the kid said no because my mother might beat me. So again the judge ask what about your grandparents and again the kid said no because they beat me. So finally the judge ask the kid who he wanted to live with and the kid replied "well I think I want to go live with Dale Earnhardt Jr. because he hasn't beaten anybody in a long time.

Nickname: mon Amis Date: 4/04/09 20:27
Very nice. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: alez Date: 4/04/09 20:40
That's funny! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: honkey victim Date: 4/04/09 20:43
Still good. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: Jade Tutherow Date: 4/04/09 20:51
OK, I'm a fan of 8, but that was cute. Next time replace the 8 with 24. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: htuhhfuj Date: 4/04/09 20:51
Well Jeff does win so it won't make sense. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: Big-e Date: 4/04/09 20:58
He wins b/c he's fucking Mike Helton. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: AKUMA Date: 4/04/09 21:01
I love when my boyfriend cums in my mouth, then we kiss, I stick my finger up his ass then sniff my fingernails, I love him, once I ate a peanut out of his ass ADD COMMENT
Nickname: blazing raisen Date: 4/04/09 21:05
Good job man! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: scooty Date: 4/04/09 23:40
Dale is so cool the only thing he has beaten was a punching bag you retard. Dale jr. has never hurt anyone. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: Capo Date: 4/05/09 0:35
Dale Jr. Is the best and you should replace Jr. with Jeff Gordon on this joke. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: Hawaiian Date: 4/05/09 0:36
i love jr and hate gordon, but its just a funny fuckin joke....comon...... ADD COMMENT

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