There was this man and women driving down a main road and the man started swerving, a police officer pooled the car over. The officer walked up to the car and ask to see his license and regerstration. The man: I dont have them with me, i just left my house. Wife: No we didn' t, we've been gone all night. officer: Im going to have to give you a ticket for that and no seat belt. man: No, I just took it off befor you came up here. Wife: No you didn't, you;ve never had your seat belt on. Officer: and im going to give you a ticket for a broken tell light. Man: I never even new about that. Wife: yes you did, you've known about that for weeks. Man: Shut the hell up!!(aggrevation) Officer: Lady, does he always talk to you that way? Wife: No, only when hes drunk.