HA - not funny... no ones ever called me sir before.. i've called a male DI ma'am tho- that shit was funny

sorry but i dont fiknd this funny atall the first 1 was a bit but the rest was just shit LOL

aLL of those jokes where so corny i was going to go jump of a bridge

I am greasy, i am spaghetti with meatballs, i am maria with big hairy armpits and lots of snatch hair. I am eating spaghetti now cause i am italian cannibal, i like dolmio sauce and i always know when girl has period cause i wear dolmio grin. My friends are jealous of me cause i got asked to work in oil company and they didnt, but i deserve job more cause all my blood sweat and oil go into the job. I am lotsa greasy and my papa guiseppe tell me i like him in so many ways.....goodbye for now my oily friends

heyy ladies, if ur hot and want a sexy man like me comment back. ^^

No wonder women get over on you dumbass jokers all the time....