The boots in the army, they say their mighty fine, i ask for size 11, they give me 99!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home. The women in the army, they say their mighty fine, some are over 80, some are less than 9!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home. the guns in the army, they say their mighty fine, i try to shoot a guy, i shoot it off my right eye!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home. The biskets in the army, they say their mighty fine, one rolled off the table, it killed a friend of mine!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home. the food in the army, they say their mighty fine, i took a small bite, it taste like iodine!! oh y an army life, y i wanna go home.