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Nickname: Robert C.
Date: 4/03/09 20:44

Handy Hero

A hero of World war 1 was approached by a young girl and asked : 'did you kill a German?'.The hero replied in the affirmative.'With which hand did you do it ?', demanded the girl. 'With this right hand."The girl took the hand and kissed it. An officer who was watching the proceedings exploded: ' Heavens man, why didn't you tell her that you bit him to death ? ' Ha! Ha! Ha!

Nickname: rednekken1978 Date: 4/04/09 21:23
It could have been better. Two stars. ADD COMMENT
Nickname: assholee Date: 4/04/09 21:32
I dicked him to death. Come here young girl! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: rock on Date: 4/04/09 21:37
This joke really SUCKED!!! and who ever wrote it should have there head ripped off and someone should SHIT down their neck! ADD COMMENT
Nickname: lil' john Date: 4/04/09 23:05
thats the shittiest joke i ever heard. It wasnt even near funny ADD COMMENT
Nickname: whisper Date: 4/04/09 23:32
nah man, that was the fully sickest joke out!! bro how u not like it? ADD COMMENT
Nickname: your god Date: 4/05/09 0:05
That joke is a fuckin outright lie. NO fuckin officer has the brains to think of that! ADD COMMENT

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